Everything I said I didn’t want to.
1. I went to the gym.
2. I wrote more than 3200 words.
3. I stayed home with children who only partially cried.
Except this which I did want to do:
4. I finished TWO bags of Oreos. Granted there was only 2 cookies in each bag, so I really only at four. But saying I finished two bags sounds more impressive.