Things My Dog Has Eaten

6 Feb

Please remind me of something i’ve forgotten:*

  • Bowl of chocolate kisses (with wrappers)
  • All pantry items (including but not limited to: raw pasta, mashed potato flakes, peanut butter, rice, Hamburger Helper, Gerber Graduates, dried soup)
  • Sippy Cups/Bottles
  • Plastic bowls & silverware
  • Tupperware and lids
  • Nuks
  • Nylon Sock
  • Plants
  • Ceramic
  • Zinc lozenges
  • Vaseline (licked out half of it)
  • Keys and keychains
  • Camera & case
  • Leather headphones
  • Thanksgiving Turkey
  • Too many pans of banana bread
  • Birthday Cake (before I got to blow out the candles!)
  • Garbage
  • Carpet (there is significant hole in our bedroom. We moved the bed over it)
  • Any food not immediately put away.
  • Used Kleenex
  • Diaper
  • Leather shoe
  • Towels (he more ripped than ate them)

*Note these are all things he has eaten without permission.

5 Responses to “Things My Dog Has Eaten”

  1. art February 7, 2009 at 10:19 am #

    A few questions:

    1. What is a Nuk?
    2. Did he actually ingest all of these things, or just chew on many of them?
    3. He probably ate the zinc lozenges because he had a sore throat.

    • M February 10, 2009 at 8:57 am #

      1) A Pacifier
      2) I would say a little of both. Most things he actually swallowed, some of the plastic items he just chewed (though of course ingested some parts of it)
      3) Yes, probably from eating all that plastic. :-)

  2. Teresa February 16, 2009 at 11:14 pm #

    A large bar of soap. And part of my leather sandles. ;)

  3. marta28 February 17, 2009 at 8:38 am #

    The leather shoe is your sandal. I can’t believe I forgot the soap that’s one of my favorite items he’s eaten!


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